Quote of the Day (2009-04-03)

Lisa Simpson: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer Simpson: Television! Teacher, mother... Homer Simpson: [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading - rising! Fading... fading... gone. [Family sighs] Homer Simpson: Come, family. sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow. [Hours later, everyone is frozen] man introducing Tony Awards: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden! Bart Simpson: [With difficulty] Homer... change channel. Homer Simpson: Can't! frozen! [music on TV: "One chorus line of people...”] Homer Simpson: [Family screams] Homer Simpson: Urge to kill... rising...

Source: The Simpsons